Tuesday, September 18, 2018

To Our Friends In Russia

I just want to say to the Russian people, “As real Americans, most of us are your friends.  We are sorry you have such an evil oligarch as your leader and we have a thumping idiot for our leader (?)”.   At least your guy has an actual brain, ours seems to be working with a small bag of ingrown hair as cranial material.”

Yours has his crowd of other evil oligarchs and Mafia types, ours has his crowd of slobbering clowns.  So what are we gonna do?  We are all stuck on this slag of planet material, hurtling around a huge radioactive ball of flame.  I mean, really, none of us are gonna get out of this without some mutual effort.  

Much of our population speak only one language and many of us don’t bother to read anything in our own language.  Unless it’s on Social Media.  When I say, “Believe me, it’s always been pretty good living here.  We have two (2) styles of pizza (New York and Chicago).  You’d like it.  But, ya gotta help out and stop taking advantage of those of us who you would like, if we could actually meet.”

Resist Vlad, by helping us resist idiot Don-Don.  Honestly, where will you go if Vlad starts another pogrom?  I mean if these creeps in charge screw up everywhere else, you’re stuck.

Historically, we fought a war together as Allies and defeated the most evil man in history.  We can work together to get rid of these new “bad guys”.  If either one of them wins, we all loose - everywhere.

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